Go eat a tree…
Halloween is over… Before you say anything… I am well aware that I might be some sort of unhinged mad scientist. Lunatic? Possibly. Some might […]
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Motley Crew at the Met n Gret
No… not the band… Once a year I get a super cool opportunity to go hang out with a group of people. Its a weird […]
Slow Dancing with the VM
I’m just going to say this, right up front… Very very VERY few of you are going to make it to the end of this […]
Oh, that Corny Crunchberry Cobbler Cake
It seems people were BEGGING American Cake Decorating Magazine for another few recipes from me. Begging! BEGGING! It’s borderline embarrassing! Like a horde of […]
Bombing Recipes and Licking Loofa
Hiiiyeeeeeeeee Well… It’s been a hot minute since I posted a blog. …and I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors about jail time and rehab. Let […]
Ice Cream and Butter. What can go wrong?
I thought I’d squeeze in one more Valentine’s Day recipe for you… in case you needed a quick and ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY delicious thing to kindle the […]
Miss Havisham loves VD
The neatly prescribed name and address on the dilapidated envelope screamed formality… but belied the hysteria from which it sprang. It was as if Miss Havisham […]
Valentine’s Day with Chinese Five-Spice!
Happy New Year! That’s about the extent of my festivities. New Year New Me? Nah. I’m staying the same weirdo. Thanks. So, if you are […]
The Pfeffernüsse Cake of your Dreams!
My Pfeffernüsse Cake! …and to think, I owe this cake to Bugs Bunny. Every afternoon I would watch cartoons. I’d catch Bugs Bunny right after […]
Santa and the Weaponized Christmas Trout
Did you notice I’ve been absent for a few days weeks months. Fine, its been months. (Already looking for the recipe? I know you. Skip all this […]